August 2010
14 posts
I just wanted to send you this letter to let you know about some facts that could confuse you in the future. In the future nothing makes sense and everything is garbage or backwards.
Preppy girls who once dawned miniskirts with pink polo shirts now wear leather jackets and tight jeans. They say they listen to rock and pretend that theyre hardcore, but dont be confused! They are sill preppy girls and are only listening to the dae mathews band and fallout boy, none of which are rock. Also your average suburban kid will have a terrible multi coloured mullet type hairstyle. He is not fully retarded, though his makeup, hair and clothes.. and even behavior would lead you to beleive so. Hes what we call “scene” they are just middle to upper class bored kids,I suggest staying away from them.
Also people seem to think that disney characters are real people, and produce real music. On the topic of music, todays music is absolute garbage. With all of our technology and past of amazing musicians youd think there would be some sort of wonderful music out there, but there isnt. So stock up on your genrations music.
On last thing, in the future no one talks to each other in person.They dont even call each other anymore. Nope they just text, tweet or use facebook. Its really sad.
Just a heads up. If you show this letter to your family, I think they will understand if you want to kill yourself now.
haha the system’s down at work so I’m going through my old likes… this is still probably the best thing i’ve ever read on tumblr
Oh shit. New favourite blog!
I (foolishly) find it very reassuring to know that Kevin Smith dropped out of film school…
Fuck being back at work. Oh god this blows.